Jumping headfirst into the fallout

Jumping headfirst into the fallout Hi, I'm Matt. I play video games, especially RPGs, but I also like shooters and stealth games. Honestly, I'm a fan of games that are fun. Fan of Superwholock, Firefly, Pokemon, Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, Saint's Row, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Deus Ex, Star Trek, Red vs. Blue, Machinima (the art form), writing, and so much more. I'm a Texan and a writer/gamer/nerd/geek.

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thekizz:

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

You just can’t.

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thekizz:

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

You just can’t.

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textsfromfairymages:

No, the headcanon that Natsu calls Lucy “Luce” is not canon. The only canon nickname she has is from Levy, and that’s “Lu-chan.” Not "Luce."

Didn’t he also call her Luigi once?

So I just wrote a poem/song/children’s book in a few minutes.

"BRUH I'M SHIT AT KEEPING FRIENDSHIPS BUT I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU, YOU GIGANTIC NERD"

Asked by femtaire

I MISS YOU TOO YOU FUCKING MEMEING NERDLORD.

Great halloween costume idea for students

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lipstick-lexicon:

Wear normal clothes and use a backpack as your candy bag. Put on zombie makeup and stumble around moaning either braaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnssssss or graaaaaaaaadessssss. What are you? A student.

http://lipstick-lexicon.tumblr.com/post/96805555810/lipstick-lexicon-lipstick-lexicon

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lipstick-lexicon:

isle-of-aisles:

lipstick-lexicon:

lipstick-lexicon:

lipstick-lexicon:

There’s a pack of eighth-grade boys wearing fedoras and playing dubstep in my living room. Please send help.

They’re trying to assimilate my brother oh god no

I think they’re about to go LARP in the front yard so that’s good…

A bunch of guys playing with nerf guns outside, seems like a fun time! :D

It was fine until they came in and started playing Mario Kart and drinking all the soda and yelling pretty offensive stuff at each other at the top of their lungs while I was trying to do my homework.

I feel your pain.

nebulathespacepirate:

zachrse:

Rare footage of Professor Xavier smacking Star-lord in the face with a keyboard.

 #FUCK YOU #AND GO TELL THAT BLOODY RACCOON TO GIVE ME BACK MY WHEELCHAIR #AND STOP STEALING ERIK’S HELMET #I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT BUT HE’S DESTROYING OUR MANSION (via)

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nebulathespacepirate:

zachrse:

Rare footage of Professor Xavier smacking Star-lord in the face with a keyboard.

 #FUCK YOU #AND GO TELL THAT BLOODY RACCOON TO GIVE ME BACK MY WHEELCHAIR #AND STOP STEALING ERIK’S HELMET #I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT BUT HE’S DESTROYING OUR MANSION (via)

believable-alibi:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

My sister posted this on her FB, and my parents said it was offensive. SO FUCK THAT, I’M REBLOGGING THIS.

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believable-alibi:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

My sister posted this on her FB, and my parents said it was offensive. SO FUCK THAT, I’M REBLOGGING THIS.

(Source: think4yaself)

…maybe if I stop reading, nobody else will die.

SO TODAY I OBTAINED A BUBBLE WAND

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lennyjess:

photo iamabubblebender_zpsb5071661.jpgI am a bubble bender

photo ONGUARD_zpse8456106.jpgON GUARD
photo idonteven_zpsa861a2c1.jpgi dont even
photo iamawizard_zps75a9498d.jpgI AM A WIZARD
photo whatishappening_zps6d1fbe2b.jpg
what is even happening

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bluewindsummer:

Bucky in the 21st Century: Bonus #1

Idea credits to captainjaye (from this post)! 

PART 1 | PART 2 

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"Incursio!"

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"Incursio!"

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